The Rhyming Song

Fozzie:
    Let's all sing the rhyming song,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    Let's take turns and rhyme together,
    The rhyming song.

Scooter:
    I was hungry but now I'm not,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)
    The rhyming song!

Both:
    Let's all sing the rhyming song,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    Let's take turns and rhyme together,
    The rhyming song.

Annie:
    I left my knees in your car,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    My laundry's ready at half past nine!
    The rhyming song.

All:
    Let's all sing the rhyming song,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    Let's take turns and rhyme together,
    The rhyming song.

Link:
    The stars are twinkling in the sky,
    The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
    There's no hot water in my hotel!
    The rhyming song.

Scooter:   This is not the rhyming song,
All:         The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie:    I know it's not the rhyming song!
All:         The rhyming song.

Link:      What'll we do now?
Annie:     I don't know!
All:         The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie:
    Let's jump up and down,
    and wave our arms in the air,
    and get off the stage!
(followed by furious action with Muppets jumping around, bumping into curtains and each other in their effort to flee the stage).

Statler: Boy, they're really getting desperate.
Waldorf: Maybe that's a good sign; soon they might panic and run away!